We’ve heard of Cotton-Eye Joe, James Bond: Goldeneye, and now we’ve got “the Black-Eyed-B” As noted in the Patriots press-conference today, Bill Belichick has managed to get himself a black eye. He says he’ll live it but with no explanation forthcoming from the Patriots, we look at how he may have got it
Theory #1:Date Fight.
Giselle wanted a date night with Tom
Think about it; she’s a 5ft 9 model, he’s a 5ft 11 football coach, and they’re both vying for the attention of one of the best quarterbacks in the game. Any intelligent man has heard the phrase “Happy Wife, Happy Life”. Apparently not Bill though as she gave him a right seeing-to with a beastly straight left – that rock she wears on her ring finger certainly left it’s mark!
Theory #2: We have the tools to rebuild him… right?
Involved in a punch-up with the team doctor after asking whether Tom Brady’s sore ankle could be replaced by a robotic leg before Sunday
Apparently technology and modern medicine isn’t that far advanced yet. Rumor is that Belichick watched Robocop over the weekend and got an idea to keep his star QB in the game longer than is humanly possible. The doctor refused the surgery causing an almighty scrap at the Pats’ medical facility in Foxborough, but lost the fight when Bill took out his ball deflation needle and stabbed him with it, however he still managed to leave his mark on the Head Coach of the Patriots.
Theory #3: No ladies night for Gronk
Bill went down to the local boozer to speak with the manager so that he could get Gronk to training on Thursday morning without being knackered from ladies night.
I love ladies’ nights, you love ladies’ nights, but none of us love ladies’ nights more than Rob Gronkowski. The Patriots Tight End is a regular down at the local club scene, especially on ladies’ nights. Rumor has it that Bill took a trip down to “Cosmos” and asked the manager, a huge Pats fan, to cancel the event this week so that Gronk was in tip-top shape. Sensing a threat to the club’s bottom line, she refused, none too politely.